Quote by Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would inherit the menstrual cycle

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with an OFF switch

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Sex would last longer than 30 seconds

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Babies would come from vending machines

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with a permanent erection

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Sex would smell like chocolate

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… There would be no cellulite

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

— Anonymous