Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
How can women be in the image of God if God cannot be imaged in female form? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
