How to tell if you're a twitter addict: you deny that you're a twitter addict. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing I've learnt in school is that I hate a lot of people. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
In the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS. — Nikhil Saluja Good old days Copy Share Image
I'm going to name my son 'Nobody' and then when people say 'nobody's perfect', he will hug me and tell me how… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can put trash in a pretty package and wrap it with a pretty bow but it's still gonna be trash. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reasons to date me: 1. I have a fast Wi-Fi 2. Sometimes I'm funny 3. I laugh at my own jokes, so… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars, boys go to Venus to play with their penis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the most Exciting things about Life is¦, Not knowing Whats Next.!! — Nikhil Saluja Exciting things Copy Share Image
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Why are you so funny? If she asks this question, you got her. She is yours. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
The last time I washed my car was when dinosaurs roamed the earth. — Nikhil Saluja Last time Copy Share Image
The worst feeling is realizing you have so much to do and you're just not bothered to do anything. — Nikhil Saluja Worst feeling Copy Share Image
People that correct you when you use the wrong who/whom are fucking idiots. You know whom you are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another. — Nikhil Saluja Toilet seat Copy Share Image
Me: I think I could make you very happy She: Why? Are you leaving? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. — Nikhil Saluja Change things Copy Share Image
