WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Woman say:YOU NEVER LISTEN. Woman means:You never listen. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
Just because God gave you a mouth doesn't mean you must constantly use it. — Nikhil Saluja God Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Boil Copy Share Image
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
She taught me how to walk. I taught her how to perch on an escalator in a mall. — Nikhil Saluja Escalator Copy Share Image
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
They say childbirth is the most pain women ever experience. Mothers prepare their daughters for this pain by brushing their hair. — Nikhil Saluja Childbirth Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't… — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a… — Nikhil Saluja Feminism Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
Step back! I've got a retweet button and I know how to use it. — Nikhil Saluja Button Copy Share Image
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
