Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Best reply for denying a proposal : I like you my friend but love is something tat gives pain and I cant… — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. — Nikhil Saluja Fashion Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Computers Copy Share Image
If you never try, then you'll never know just what you're worth. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I once dated a woman who owned a dog. The thing would never shut the fuck up. The dog was cool though. — Nikhil Saluja Dog Copy Share Image
Remember: when a pretty girl says No, she really means Yes -- but just not with you! — Nikhil Saluja Pretty girl Copy Share Image
Some days suck, some days are Contra and you just got the spread powerup. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night. — Nikhil Saluja Sleeping pills Copy Share Image
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!! — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hump. She got back to her dorm… — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Hard work may pay off in the future but laziness pays off right now! — Nikhil Saluja Procrastination Copy Share Image
Before Facebook, I would have to punch people in the nose to deny their friend requests. — Nikhil Saluja Friend request Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
