Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you put your trust in someone and then they literally FUCK YOU? — Nikhil Saluja Fuck Copy Share Image
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. — Nikhil Saluja Bad day Copy Share Image
See it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears. Think with your own mind and decide with your own… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
________ is now single. oh hell, here comes the Sex Bashing Tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Single Copy Share Image
Accept that you are unique. Stop comparing yourself to others as this can be damaging to your happiness and self-esteem. — Nikhil Saluja Acceptance Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'd rather get all my girls fucked, electrocuted, thrown in a river and eaten by piranhas before becoming a part of inspirational… — Nikhil Saluja Fucked Copy Share Image
You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to… — Nikhil Saluja Childish Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd… — Nikhil Saluja Affair Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You are beautiful... when you don't need a mirror to tell you. — Nikhil Saluja Beautiful Copy Share Image
