Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Twitter Witty
It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods. — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
Rooster, maybe well crows, but the eggs still bears the chicken. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
“There! There it is again! What language is that?" From the bed, Roarke shifted. "I believe it's known as rooster." With the weapon at… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“I hear the cock woke you up." Eve choked on her coffee. "What?" "Not that kind of cock." Sinead sent a sparkling look over… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“The rooster has a funny little paper hat over its head, like an ice-cream cone upside down, and my dad is pointing to it… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the rooster? — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
Pay yo ass attention but I won't pay you a check, she give good head I call it rooster neck. — Waka Flocka Copy Share Image
“She's gonna know the rooster's in the hen house when she doesn't find me there, so we'd better hurry.” — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live without cocks.” — James Cañón Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
