Are you a cop?- me to every woman I'm about to sleep with. — Nikhil Saluja Every woman Copy Share Image
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. — Nikhil Saluja Indecisive Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Crotch Copy Share Image
Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Idea: A cupcake that is 24 inches round and 6 inches thick. — Nikhil Saluja Cupcake Copy Share Image
If you ever find me sitting alone in a McDonald's, don't bother me. I'm probably busy judging people. — Nikhil Saluja Bother Copy Share Image
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. — Nikhil Saluja Arthur Copy Share Image
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their… — Nikhil Saluja Breast Copy Share Image
Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my… — Nikhil Saluja Disposal Copy Share Image
I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Bad grammar Copy Share Image
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a Beautiful Girl walking on side of the road:.., you are not looking at the… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Artist Copy Share Image
If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a… — Nikhil Saluja Feminism Copy Share Image
Better to be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt. — Nikhil Saluja Doubt Copy Share Image
LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
