Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Friends we can't all be amazing and talented at the same time. I mean, except me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People on a diet should have a salad dressing called 250 Islands. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
PARTNERSHIP, A legal fiction exactly like marriage, but without the major benefits — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show. — Nikhil Saluja Reality show Copy Share Image
The weirdest part about having a gay son is knowing that he wants to fuck you all the time. — Nikhil Saluja Gay son Copy Share Image
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm not the type to send flowers, I'm more the type to send a bitch home after we finish fucking. — Nikhil Saluja Flower Copy Share Image
The weirdest thing just happened. I passed by a group of girls who weren't talking about other girls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel the tears slowly rolling down my eyes and suddenly the tears wont stop. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
Finally found the clitoris! Thanks to my family, friends and you guys for all the support! — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
If you stare at someone long enough, you'll hear him saying WTF are you looking at? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a woman tells me they're Gods gift to men, I say bullshit, the wooden back scratcher is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
