A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other… — Nikhil Saluja Parenting Copy Share Image
I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja Focus Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If we put half the effort in coming up with a cure for cancer as we do with good tweets we would… — Nikhil Saluja Cancer Copy Share Image
Don't trust a girl who doesn't know how to make a simple sandwich. How will she be able to raise a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single FUCK THIS. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A setback in life gives you an opportunity to cherish the glory inherent in a comeback to life. — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Sleeping all day is useless. You'll probably miss an opportunity to meet and hate someone new. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you've found true love when you catch yourself falling in love with the same person over and over again. — Nikhil Saluja Falling in love Copy Share Image
If I've ever offended you or disagreed with you, just know that from the bottom of my pants, I really don't give… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
