Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Dolphins are just lesbian sharks.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
There is something about dolphins. It is difficult to put into words... — Mark Carwardine Copy Share Image
“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
“The dolphins are half man and half fish; they even have sexual intercourse with human beings; therefore they are called also "sons of the… — Louis Ginzberg Copy Share Image
and Venus among the fishes skips and is a she-dolphin she is the gay, delighted porpoise sporting with love and the sea she is… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
“Scientists believe that sharks are one of the oldest species of animals still in existence. Nature built them as perfect predators. Perfect killing machines.… — K.A. Applegate Copy Share Image
“(at age thirteen) I think sharks smile like women dad. Like Jenny's smiling at you right now. ... But have you ever noticed how… — William Rooney Copy Share Image
There's no question dolphins are smarter than humans as they play more. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“Dolphins love each other so romantically, so playfully, so completely, that it is obvious that they are sent by God to teach us by… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, pink dolphins swam not far from shore. He and Yas would wade out to see the newest calves and swim… — Aisha Saeed Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image