“In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for… — Dan Florence Comedy Copy Share Image
“Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I… — Dan Florence Comedy Copy Share Image
“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.” — Dan Florence Advice Copy Share Image
“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you… — Dan Florence Biology Copy Share Image
“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.” — Dan Florence Christmas Copy Share Image
