Christmas Quote by Dan Florence

“There's nothing crazier than a Christmas tree all lit up.”

— Jenny Han

“Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.”

— Charlotte Carpenter

“While I think it’s beautiful seeing a tree pulled out of the ground with all its roots exposed, not all the owners feel the…

— Gigi Garrett

“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.”

— Steve Carell

“Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard or too sad when you’ve got a Christmas tree in the living room. All those presents under…

— J.D. Robb

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”

— Larry Wilde

“I grew up on a Christmas tree farm in Reading, PA. It was the most magical fun childhood. We had grape arbours and we…

— Taylor Swift

“Cut down no trees, for they are home to the birds you adore.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“The best gifts of Christmas cannot be found beneath a tree.”

— Judy Dawn

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!”

— Toni Aleo

“You have more balls than a Christmas tree.”

— Anonymous