I got dimples on my balls sack and every time I get a blowjob bitches are all like awwww. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first. — Nikhil Saluja Second chance Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him… — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
The thing I admire most in my girlfriend is her brains and the way that each of them has an attractive nipple… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
I'm never offended because I'm never paying attention. — Nikhil Saluja Paying Attention Copy Share Image
Those awkward conversations with the hairdresser..Hold your dick sir let me trim your pubic hair. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
I'll start tomorrow is usually an excuse. Start right now, and be true to yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Right now Copy Share Image
I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check twitter from somewhere else. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others, Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
