Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same… — Nikhil Saluja Dumb Copy Share Image
I never commit hate crimes because I'm against discrimination and assaulting random strangers is much more fun. — Nikhil Saluja Crime Copy Share Image
Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! — Nikhil Saluja Brushing Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Crying in the rain is a risky business. Sometimes, the rain stops in the middle but your tears don't. — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Trying to be productive today? Challenge accepted! - the internet — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
Dear scientists, You gave us viagra, cialis and levitra¦ How about you stop playing with our dicks and give us something for… — Nikhil Saluja Science Copy Share Image
If you don't call me all day, I'll understand. If you don't text me all day, I'll understand. When I move on,… — Nikhil Saluja Text Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Adventurous spirit Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Dear followers, I know that seeing my picture on your timeline makes your day so don't be selfish and make your followers'… — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
Debt is a form of slavery not prohibited by the Thirteenth Amendment; but it is a form of voluntary servitude that is… — Nikhil Saluja Slavery Copy Share Image
News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has… — Nikhil Saluja Semen Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Mountains are cool cause they're like Mother Earth's Boobies. — Nikhil Saluja Boobies Copy Share Image
I really hate when I offer help and the other person says yes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is. — Nikhil Saluja Broken Copy Share Image
Please stop flirting with me. I'm not available. Lets have sex! — Nikhil Saluja Available Copy Share Image
Your phone's ringing. Yeah, phones actually meant to do that. — Nikhil Saluja Phones Copy Share Image
