Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “What is the greatest fear of the dildo farmer? Squatters!” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dildo Farmer Facebook Farmer Squatters Fear Fear Dildo Funny Funny facebook status Greatest fear Squatters Twitter Witty
My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“I love the story about the old farmer, ragged and barefooted, who sat on the steps of his tumbledown shack, chewing on a stem… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering… — Richard Dreyfuss Copy Share Image
Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Men no longer love the soil. Landowners sell it, lease it, divide it into shares, prostitute it, bargain with it and treat it as… — Tashunka Witko Copy Share Image
As a parent my greatest fear is always anything that endangers my children. — Derek Luke Copy Share Image
Crouchers move through a garden at a stoop: naming, gasping, horraying, admiring or coveting plants; Gapers saunter, smiling or sighing at what they find,… — Mirabel Osler Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
