WIFE, A spouse who always feels she doesn't dance enough; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm about to take a shower. Adjust your secret web cams accordingly — Nikhil Saluja Shower Copy Share Image
I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter. — Nikhil Saluja Father Copy Share Image
62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service. — Nikhil Saluja Technology Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I met you, I liked you, I loved you, I had you, I lost you, I missed you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Liked Copy Share Image
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja Hoes Copy Share Image
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza… — Nikhil Saluja Pizza Face Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Adopted Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes you really fat. — Nikhil Saluja Box of chocolates Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, can you please shut the fuck up so I can sleep? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
