MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Never let your Ladys mind wonder. its too little to be out on its own — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more. — Nikhil Saluja Old girlfriend Copy Share Image
Sometimes you gotta take a break from Twitter and sit back and wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio was dreaming at the end of… — Nikhil Saluja Leonardo dicaprio Copy Share Image
Roses are red. Violets are blue. They both live in the ground...soon, you will too. — Nikhil Saluja Flowers Copy Share Image
I always save the phone numbers of the people I don't like. Makes it easier to ignore their phone calls. — Nikhil Saluja Phone calls Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it? — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
Keep her laughing. Keep her smiling. Make your woman glow so her friends notice. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear followers, I know that seeing my picture on your timeline makes your day so don't be selfish and make your followers'… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you follow a celebrity parody account on Twitter and you think it's the real person, you're a fucking moron. — Nikhil Saluja Real person Copy Share Image
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
