Every building should have a false alarm in the lobby in case there isn't a fire. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean you dont have it¦¦ it does mean you have to do something in a different way! — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
True love is surviving the fall down the stairs when you tell me that you're pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ... — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Being jealous can't kill you if you're already dead inside. — Nikhil Saluja Dead inside Copy Share Image
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. — Nikhil Saluja Baseball Copy Share Image
I followed you on TWITTER because I'm secretly in love with you and I'm hoping this will help you realize that you… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
My favorite game is shit I lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective — Nikhil Saluja Birth control Copy Share Image
Revenge is a dish best served hurtling toward your enemy's face. Oh, and with blades attached. — Nikhil Saluja Revenge Copy Share Image
Your place or mine? Tell you what. I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is only one thing that gets me through the day, knowing that someone loves me as much as you do. — Nikhil Saluja Cute love Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Technology: Pee on the iPhone 5, it turns pink if you're pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to… — Nikhil Saluja Psychology Copy Share Image
I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
