The hospital lab is recruiting. They're looking for new blood. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night. — Nikhil Saluja Sleeping pills Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Dear Sleep, You'll always be my favorite Hello and my hardest Goodbye. — Nikhil Saluja Dear Copy Share Image
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Convince Copy Share Image
The only time a woman should ever look down on a man is when she's riding his cock like a cowgirl. — Nikhil Saluja Cowgirl Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts — Nikhil Saluja Breasts Copy Share Image
Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Steps that lead to suicide: 1) Overthinking 2) Unfollowing Me. — Nikhil Saluja Steps Copy Share Image
