Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my… — Nikhil Saluja Waste disposal Copy Share Image
One time, I drunkenly threw up into a mailbox and yelled First class delivery and now I'm a dad. — Nikhil Saluja Dad Copy Share Image
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. — Nikhil Saluja Blood is thicker than water Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between what you just tweeted and what you see in a big tits girl. — Nikhil Saluja Fine line Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Crushes are more beautiful than affairs.There's No responsibility,No worry,No commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Fear Copy Share Image
If she's asking, she probably knows the answer. It's probably too late to lie now. — Nikhil Saluja Too late Copy Share Image
I hit the back button too many times on my browser and now it's 1884. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its so annoying when you're fed up with someones shit but you dont want to start something so you have to pretend… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked! — Nikhil Saluja Drinking and driving Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
Whenever you're feeling sad masturbate, because every sad story deserves a happy ending. — Nikhil Saluja Feeling sad Copy Share Image
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
