Being cool Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Shower Being cool Funny Funny facebook status Twitter
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
My little girl, Anja, is really excited. We had a baby shower yesterday and she took the presents from everyone for me and was… — Alessandra Ambrosio Copy Share Image
Your top job as a new parent is to love your baby like crazy. After showering her with affection, your next two important jobs… — Harvey Karp Copy Share Image
In the summer of 2012 - and we do as we do when we get together to brainstorm an idea - we were both probably eating grilled cheese and watching 'Oprah's Favorite Things,' so it will never end, and we both brought a few things to the table of what we wanted our next project to be. And Jessica said,… — Lennon Parham Copy Share
Then we take a shower together, and wash each others back and if she kick it off, I'm a run it back. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them. — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown. — Nelly Furtado Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of all the Boston guys that are acting - Matt Damon , Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg - they made a… — Kenny Wormald Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl asks you what you need. The woman knows and gives you what you want. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We should be recklessly abandoned to Jesus, and just turn it over to Him. Through the support I think the sacrifices will be made… — Stacie Orrico Copy Share Image
The messaging campaign that stigmatized the term feminist definitely worked on me when I was a teenager. I always believed in equality, but there's… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
