Quote by Lil Wayne

When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.

— Anthony Jeselnik

She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was weird since…

— Margaret Stohl

I put her on my plate then I do the dishes She my motivation, I am her transportation Cause I let her ride, while…

— Khalifa Firas

I love making dishes that my mother used to make.

— Diane Guerrero

The wisest advice I ever received regarding the kitchen came from my mother: 'Do the dishes while you're cooking.

— Lela Rose

Do the dishes while you're cooking.

— Lela Rose

I like to have my hand on every single plate that goes out. It's really a good feeling when someone compliments your meal, and…

— Bill Dickey

I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was…

— Jackson Browne

I like cooking, but I think someone else ought to do the dishes.

— Jamaica Kincaid

I love to have my plate full.

— Kathy Hilton

It all comes down to who does the dishes.

— Norman Mailer

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield