Baby Quote by Jim Norton Download Open image “I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.” — Jim Norton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Baby Room Floor Baby Funny Hope Miscarriage Humor Miscarriage Miscarriage Walmart Rooms Walmart Walmart Floor
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Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery! — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
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Have another baby. I mean, it's such a miracle to have one. And there's so... — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
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Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
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