It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Blow job Copy Share Image
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Lost in words, hidden in lies, memories forgotten, silent goodbyes. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Of course I'm eating a ciggarete. The sign says no smoking. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm not starting over with someone new, I wanna work it out with who I'm in love with. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
I still don't know how to end conversations with people, so now I just quietly hug them until they go away. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The best relation is the one in which Yesterday's fight doesn't bother today's communication. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Hot chicks with no ass are like BMW's with no wheels, fucking useless. — Nikhil Saluja Hot Chicks Copy Share Image
Most blondes never talk when having sex because their mothers taught them never to speak to strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Having sex Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Hey friends, remember when we used to keep thoughts to ourselves? — Nikhil Saluja Philosophy of Mind Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Girls: to be very honest with you, we guys really don't give a shit about finding your g-spot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I know the person talks a lot I avoid using these words: 1) Really? 2) Please explain! 3) Hello. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Ladies, it's very important to finish cleaning up before kick-off. It's very distracting to hear dishes clattering during the game. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a co-worker never makes eye contact, try a five-minute bearhug. — Nikhil Saluja Eye contact Copy Share Image
Life is not easy and it will only become harder if all you do is complain. — Nikhil Saluja Complicated life Copy Share Image
Life mottos: Live,Love,Laugh... But when all goes wrong: Ready, aim, FIRE!! — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
