I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Pretty sure the bible says not to cheat, steal, murder or get out of bed on the first alarm. — Nikhil Saluja Alarm Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
Not sure if this 2 year old is trying to break the Guinness world record for breath-holding or drowning. — Nikhil Saluja Child Copy Share Image
You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja Daycare Copy Share Image
Me: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized. — Nikhil Saluja Eggs Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Banker Copy Share Image
Books like Twilight are what you get when you let women out of the kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you're talking to someone and they start texting, you have every right to grab that phone and throw it. — Nikhil Saluja Text Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. — Nikhil Saluja Wear Copy Share Image
Pray like it all depends on God, Work like it all depends on you..! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour. — Nikhil Saluja Being annoyed Copy Share Image
As long as we dont forgive people who have hurt us, they occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND. — Nikhil Saluja Forgive Copy Share Image
Just took a massive dump on a vacuum cleaner. Your move, Bieber. — Nikhil Saluja Dump Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Pretty sure the woman of my dreams will be the kind who'll agree to hold my beer glass while I watch the… — Nikhil Saluja Ball game Copy Share Image
You don't just get over someone. You either still love them or never did. — Nikhil Saluja Just Copy Share Image
Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja Laugh Copy Share Image
Move on people, there's nothing to see here. It's like you've never seen a guy in a Spider-Man outfit hanging on a… — Nikhil Saluja Spider man Copy Share Image
Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut…… if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. — Nikhil Saluja Allow Copy Share Image
If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Honk Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean you dont have it¦¦ it does mean you have to do something in a different way! — Nikhil Saluja Different way Copy Share Image
When will it be acceptable to walk away from someone after they reach their 140 character limit? — Nikhil Saluja 140 character Copy Share Image
You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now… — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
Some people on here are disrespectful, rude and plain arrogant. DM me and we'll exchange numbers! — Nikhil Saluja Arrogant Copy Share Image
MIRAGE, Another, and probably more precise way, to spell marriage — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
