I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. — Nikhil Saluja Night Copy Share Image
If Bella faints at the sight of blood then how in the world does she handle her periods? — Nikhil Saluja Sight Blood Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse. — Nikhil Saluja Whorehouse Copy Share Image
I'm starting to think there are no restaurants that serve a dish called 'revenge.' — Nikhil Saluja Revenge Copy Share Image
Before you tweet, ask yourself, Could this hurt someone's feelings? If the answer is yes, hit send. — Nikhil Saluja Ask yourself Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
I hate it when I grill a human rib and realize I'm out of mushroom sauce. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. — Nikhil Saluja Fashion Copy Share Image
The best thing to do after a good night's sleep is to take a nap. — Nikhil Saluja Good night Copy Share Image
True friends tell you not to jump off a bridge, Best friends will look at you and yell DO A BACK FLIP… — Nikhil Saluja Best friend Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Something really shocking just happened. I walked past a group of girls & they weren't talking about me. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If I don't respond to your text or call and I tweet, so fucking what. It's my phone. You don't control me. — Nikhil Saluja Text Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Drank Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : One thing you can give and still keep ...is your word. — Nikhil Saluja Ways Copy Share Image
Twitter is really fun - you can talk about one person and it makes 50 others think it's about them. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
I hate the word 'followers' so from now on I'm going to call you guys my 'troops' — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
Don't get shock if I unfollow you. It was completely your fault (for thinking I am different). — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
Sex is directly proportional to insecurity. The more insecure you are, the more sex you have on. — Nikhil Saluja Insecure Copy Share Image
Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Think how miserable your sex life has to be to find the time to leave a comment on a porn video. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit. — Nikhil Saluja Real men Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you're a guy who's into Twilight, have a doctor prescribe you with a heavy dose of man the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Twilight Copy Share Image
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending... — Nikhil Saluja New beginning Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Craving Copy Share Image
Just because you're attractive does not mean everyone wants you. Bitch Please. — Nikhil Saluja Attractive Copy Share Image
I don't even care what brand clothes a girl is wearing. I just like to imagine her naked. — Nikhil Saluja Girl Copy Share Image
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without. — Nikhil Saluja A real man Copy Share Image
I hate people looking at me while I'm smiling at my phone. That's why I never leave the house. — Nikhil Saluja Hate Copy Share Image
