Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have… — Nikhil Saluja Funny marriage Copy Share Image
It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time! — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
We all have have that person in our life, we can't live without. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by… — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
I have something really important to say for the people who think twitter will ever make them famous: LOL! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some guy told me that girls like a guy with some sexual experience. So I sucked a bunch of dicks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I realized that every part of our body was created for a reason. For example, Your lips were created for kissing. Don't… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Girls over 21 have been through so much drama. All you gotta do is hold the door open for her and she… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just made eye contact with someone while he was eating a banana. It was all fine until he smiled... Don't tell him… — Nikhil Saluja Eye contact Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Just because I succeed where you fail doesn't mean I'm better than you, It just means YOU SUCK! — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...... Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My therapist thinks I'm arrogant. I'm sure he's just jealous because I'm funny & have so many followers on twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait...it's my sperm I just jacked off & its flying.. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
