Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Always remember, there's someone out there for everyone... You'll probably never find them and die alone, but they're out there somewhere — Nikhil Saluja Die Alone Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Each year in my sleep I swallow about 8 spiders and 120 slices of cake. — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says trust me, you don't want to know. — Nikhil Saluja Trust Copy Share Image
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. — Nikhil Saluja New girl Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook status Copy Share Image
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Every year, I start to realize how stupid I was the year before. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
LOVE, The child of illusion and the parent of disillusion; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation.… — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Don't give a girl attention or she'll lose interest. If you don't give her attention someone else will. In conclusion, you're fucked. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: Haven't I seen you someplace before? She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My bad, is a piece of shits way of saying, I'm sorry. — Nikhil Saluja Saying i'm sorry Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm feeling happy, I log on twitter and read your inspirational tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Feeling happy Copy Share Image
