1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Being a woman Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts. — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Friend Copy Share Image
Love me or Hate me, either way you are thinking about me. I win, you lose, suck it! — Nikhil Saluja Hate Copy Share Image
On wall in ladies room: 'My husband follows me everywhere' Written just below it: 'I do not' — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Men tend to confuse & mistake a woman's friendly behavior & interaction for flirting. — Nikhil Saluja Flirting Copy Share Image
Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great! — Nikhil Saluja Come Late Copy Share Image
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. — Nikhil Saluja Disliked Copy Share Image
I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. — Nikhil Saluja Difference Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Dad Copy Share Image
I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Nothing pisses me off more than a person who hits the joint out of turn and fucks up the rotation. — Nikhil Saluja Fucks Rotation Copy Share Image
If people suddenly leave me or give up on me without any reasons, its their loss, not mine. — Nikhil Saluja Loss Copy Share Image
The true Strength of a Man is his ability to make a Woman better in every way.! — Nikhil Saluja Strength Copy Share Image
I hate it when a girl screams. Especially when she finds me in her closet. It's like she wants someone to hear… — Nikhil Saluja Hate Copy Share Image
Me: Haven't I seen you someplace before? She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Seen Copy Share Image
I'm so homophobic I won't even fart in front of a gay man...just in case he thinks its an invitation! — Nikhil Saluja Homophobic Copy Share Image
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble. — Nikhil Saluja Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
The best game I've ever played was a baseball game where the bat was a sword and the ball was someone's neck. — Nikhil Saluja Ball game Copy Share Image
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person. — Nikhil Saluja Fucking Copy Share Image
Love hurts...especially when you're gay and you've fallen in love with a black man. — Nikhil Saluja Hurts Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If I type lol it means I blew air out my nose harder than usual don't get too fucking excited — Nikhil Saluja Comedy Copy Share Image
Hey! *2 hours later* Whats up No its too late. I don't want to talk to you anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Late Copy Share Image
I couldn't find a place that sells honey. I guess it just wasn't meant to Bee. — Nikhil Saluja Honey Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea: A smart phone that doesn't receive phone calls. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Girls like cats because cats are assholes and girls love assholes. Its fucking science. — Nikhil Saluja Cats Copy Share Image
If you're gonna tell me about something plz have proof.. If you don't have any, I don't want to hear it. — Nikhil Saluja Proof Copy Share Image
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. — Nikhil Saluja Envelope Copy Share Image
If girls came with instructions they would read: For best results shoot yourself in the face now. — Nikhil Saluja Shoot Copy Share Image
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' — Nikhil Saluja Fish Copy Share Image
You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute. — Nikhil Saluja Cute Copy Share Image
Every year, I start to realize how stupid I was the year before. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Asked Copy Share Image
KISSING, While, medically, it may not spread infection -- it sure lowers a girl's resistance; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Nice joint family living under one roof with an old Baa who refuses… — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
The more you ask how much longer it will take, the longer the journey will seem. — Nikhil Saluja Journey Copy Share Image
There's a certain charm, when the words Go fuck yourself roll off your tongue. Try it. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
