A girl calling another girl a slut is like a retweet but in real life, because you just gave her a shitload… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Breakfast in bed Copy Share Image
Always masturbate, because there's homeless kids in Africa with no arms who can't. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
10 out of every 3 people suffer from multiple personality disorder. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I carry a flamethrower with me at all times just in case someone with bad breath comes too close. — Nikhil Saluja Bad breath Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The best vitamin for making friends....B1. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Bad grammar Copy Share Image
I hate it when it's a 'PICTURE PERFECT MOMENT' and you don't have a camera. — Nikhil Saluja Perfect moment Copy Share Image
Don't spend too much time on the bed, only prostitutes can make money there..So wake up! — Nikhil Saluja Money Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : Minds are like parachutes...they function only when open. — Nikhil Saluja Psychology Copy Share Image
Looking at all the chances I was too afraid to take and the people I was too scared to admit my feelings… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want… — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
