Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . . — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long… — A Josland Copy Share Image
When you little, you only get asked two questions, what’s your name and how old you is, so you better get em right. — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
So young a child ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name! — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.” — Dennis Fakes Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
