Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Having to poop after a shower is basically your body's way of pranking you.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone who has ever taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off, and does… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a kid, I didn't have a shower at home, and I was used to taking bucket baths, so I went back to that… — Rupali Ganguly Copy Share Image
At school: if you take too long inthe bathroom, EVERYONE THINKS YOU POOPED. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Great ideas come to mind all the time when taking a shower but getting out, drying off & doing something about it is what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
