Cold Quote by Daniel Tosh

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

— Woody Allen

As a kid, I didn't have a shower at home, and I was used to taking bucket baths, so I went back to that…

— Rupali Ganguly

Having to poop after a shower is basically your body's way of pranking you.

— Nikhil Saluja

“The old wives' tale about cold showers is false: blasting your body with a couple gallons of ice water doesn't make you any less…

— Nenia Campbell

I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.

— Lauren Gardner

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

— Steven Wright

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

— Stephen Hawking

Everyone who has ever taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off, and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

“I’m about to take a shower because I smell like an all-nighter, then I think I’ll take a bath so I can have a…

— Jay McInerney

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her

— Scott Baio

Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I'm taking a shower.

— Justin Hires

You think youre pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.

— Anonymous