My girlfriend got her teeth whitened the other day. Most of it went on her chin though. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. — Nikhil Saluja Sun Copy Share Image
It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
You might as well be happy. No one gives a fuck if you're sad anyway so stop complaining. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
It's fun to wink at strangers when they're eating a banana to see their reaction until one of them winks back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I'm not making eye contact because I'm busy playing with my phone. — Nikhil Saluja Eye contact Copy Share Image
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Give a man some 'pussy' and he'll have 'sex' for a day. Teach a man to 'jackoff' and he'll have 'sex' for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being rude to someone who treated you badly is wrong. Just smile and spend the next few days planning their accidental death. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're an unemployed guy who needs work, turn gay and start getting rim jobs. — Nikhil Saluja Work Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
People wearing sunglasses in their avatar are serial killers and should be blocked. — Nikhil Saluja Serial killers Copy Share Image
