Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I asked my mom, 'How old were you when I was born?' My mom replied, '23' Me: 'Wow, that's a lot of… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
As a man, the biggest mistake you can make is to take yourself too seriously. — Nikhil Saluja Biggest mistake Copy Share Image
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Being a REAL man doesn't mean you fuck 100 girls! Being a REAL man means you fight for ONE GIRL, even when… — Nikhil Saluja Real man Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Animal testing Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat, which is ironic 'cause I always thought guys who don't eat pussy were the biggest… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I just puked and some inspirational tweets came out. Now I know where some of you get your tweets from! — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for… — Nikhil Saluja Hot chick Copy Share Image
People who use foursquare, you're making it way too easy for me to murder you. — Nikhil Saluja Too easy Copy Share Image
I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour. — Nikhil Saluja Being annoyed Copy Share Image
I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont see the glass as half-empty. I see the glass as being a horrible person. — Nikhil Saluja Horrible person Copy Share Image
