MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! — Nikhil Saluja Brushing Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Who cares about the Key to a woman's heart when whisKey is the quickest Key to her panties. — Nikhil Saluja Whiskey Copy Share Image
You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Cents Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It sucks when you try to blackmail someone & it doesn't work. 'If you do this ever, I'm never going to talk… — Nikhil Saluja Blackmail Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Adopted Copy Share Image
Two things bring happiness & success in life: 1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and 2. The way you… — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : A friend walks in when everyone else walks out. — Nikhil Saluja Friend Copy Share Image
Smart phones: Always saving us from awkward situations. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward situations Copy Share Image
New statistic: Every 30 seconds someone fucks up something — Nikhil Saluja Statistic Copy Share Image
Every time I see a vagina I can't help but say Hello Kitty. — Nikhil Saluja Hello kitty Copy Share Image
