If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja First date Copy Share Image
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
THEY'RE going to THEIR house because you are not THERE. It's not Rocket Science. — Nikhil Saluja Home Copy Share Image
It is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Corruption Copy Share Image
There's a new paint on the market. It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy! — Nikhil Saluja Investing Copy Share Image
I just met a girl named Karma. She was actually really sweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Move on people, there's nothing to see here. It's like you've never seen a guy in a Spider-Man outfit hanging on a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Promises are meant to be broken~ So are your arms, legs and your FACE!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without. — Nikhil Saluja A real man Copy Share Image
Easy is to hurt someone who loves you, Difficult is to heal the wound — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
If you're talking to someone and they start texting, you have every right to grab that phone and throw it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important. — Nikhil Saluja Convincing yourself Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
One of the most influential sources of peace is simply being comfortable with who you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Be yourself Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
