Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm. — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. — David Eddings Copy Share Image
I sold burglar alarms for four weeks, which wasn't very long, but it was long enough. — Mark Bonnar Copy Share Image
“There should be a soundtrack playing for me as I walk down the street... And for what I'm about to do, cosplay… — S.R. Wilder Copy Share Image
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
“Margo?" came Mom's voice from the kitchen. "Honey, is that you?" I rolled my eyes. "No, it's a burglar. I've come to… — Lindsay Ribar Copy Share Image
If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
“I am like a burglar that can't get away, but must go on miserably burgling the same house day after day. —Bilbo… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“I have chosen Mr Baggins and that ought to be enough for all of you. If I say he is a Burglar,… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Morality is a burglar's tool whose merit lies in never being left behind at the scene of the crime. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
“But he's nice," Barby objected. Tom Bishop smiled without humor. "Most pleasant and interesting man I ever knew was a burglar.” — John Blaine Copy Share Image
When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Smalls, my parents' house is pretty big. The odds are more in favor of a burglar sneaking around than your boy-boy. I… — Cole Gibsen Copy Share Image
“In that one stolen second, I considered the Glebe girl. She entered my mind like a burglar, them vanished again, taking nothing.… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left… — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
“I was revisiting the whole black spandex cat burglar idea. Maybe you could sneak out under cover of darkness, shimmy down a… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
“I have read of a gentleman who owned a so fine house in London, and when he went for months of summer… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image