Bilbo Baggins Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien

“Chip the glasses and crack the plates!     Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates–     Smash…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“This is the story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected”

— Anonymous

“The chance never arrived, until Bilbo Baggins was grown up, being about fifty years old or so, and living in the beautiful hobbit-hole built…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Poor Mr. Baggins—it was a weary long time that he lived in that place all alone, and always in hiding, never daring to take…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit, and his name was Baggins. The Bagginses had lived in the neighbourhood of The Hill for time…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Bilbo Baggins was standing at his door after breakfast smoking an enormous long wooden pipe that reached nearly down to his woolly toes (neatly…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“You gotta be kidding me!" I clench my fists. "I am NOT Bilfro Baggins. You are not a wizard with a pointy hat, and…

— Julie Reece

I love Bilbo Baggins. I relate really well to Bilbo!

— Peter Jackson

“You're like rottweilers - they protect you from burglars, but nothing protects you from them.”

— Dia Reeves

“This Jacob dude sounds like a real Bilbo Douche-Baggins.”

— Jess Rothenberg

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there…

— Anonymous

“This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit, and his name was Baggins.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien