Bilbo Baggins Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien

“Chip the glasses and crack the plates!     Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates–     Smash…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! / Blunt the knives and bend the forks! / That's what Bilbo Baggins hates.

— Anonymous

“You gotta be kidding me!" I clench my fists. "I am NOT Bilfro Baggins. You are not a wizard with a pointy hat, and…

— Julie Reece

“This is the story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected”

— Anonymous

I love Bilbo Baggins. I relate really well to Bilbo!

— Peter Jackson

“Just then, just when I thought I would be free from the repeated blows to my tender head of the Stupidity Hammer, the Stupidity…

— John C. Wright

“The chance never arrived, until Bilbo Baggins was grown up, being about fifty years old or so, and living in the beautiful hobbit-hole built…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Beginning with Bilbo's unexpected party in chapter 1 with its tea, seed-cakes, buttered scones, apple-tarts, mince-pies, cheese, eggs, cold chicken, pickles, beer, coffee, and…

— Devin Brown

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there…

— Anonymous

“Poor Mr. Baggins—it was a weary long time that he lived in that place all alone, and always in hiding, never daring to take…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Bilbo Baggins was standing at his door after breakfast smoking an enormous long wooden pipe that reached nearly down to his woolly toes (neatly…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”

— Terry Pratchett