Quote by Jess Rothenberg Download Open image ““This Jacob dude sounds like a real Bilbo Douche-Baggins.”” — Jess Rothenberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You gotta be kidding me!" I clench my fists. "I am NOT Bilfro Baggins. You are not a wizard with a pointy hat, and… — Julie Reece Copy Share Image
“This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit, and his name was Baggins.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Jacob looks like a totally normal young man. He's clearly intelligent. But having his day disrupted probably makes him feel the same way I… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“ You're tell me those are gnomes pretending to be dwarfs pretending to be elves? Are you trying to play Six Degrees of Bilbo… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“This is the story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The chance never arrived, until Bilbo Baggins was grown up, being about fifty years old or so, and living in the beautiful hobbit-hole built… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Jacob laughed along with Chip in a fake, Great Gatsby, old-money sort of voice, obviously mocking my brother.” — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“I don't think I know your name.' 'Yes, yes my dear sir and I do know your name Mr. Bilbo Baggins. And you do… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“I could tell you a hundred things, thinks Jacob, and nothing at all.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.” — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Bilbo Baggins was standing at his door after breakfast smoking an enormous long wooden pipe that reached nearly down to his woolly toes (neatly… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“I gave him a look. "Are you always this charming?" "Are you always this beautiful?” — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, friends drift in and out of our lives like fashion accessories—in one season and out the next.” — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“In the midst of happiness or despair in sorrow or in joy in pleasure or in pain: Do what is right and you will… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“And yes, he tells you that you're beautiful, and suddenly, you are.” — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“The trouble is, sometimes words are like arrows. Once you shoot them, there's no going back.” — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“I guess maybe once in a while the universe just knows a good thing when it sees it.” — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“Love is no game. People cut their ears off over this stuff. People jump off the Eiffel Tower and sell all their possessions and… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“Patrick's entire front torso was covered with gruesome stab wounds. Like he'd been run through again and again with a sharp knife - and… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“You did love me," I whispered. "Just not the same way I loved you.” — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image