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“Dad got me a ... guinea pig?" "For breakfast," Zack said. "That's why I named her Toast. You aren't going to eat her, are…

— Helen Keeble

“I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Your real owner is going to take care of you while I’m gone. Make sure she doesn’t go through my shit.” I stroked Tallulah’s…

— Vi Keeland

“I'm starving. I haven't had anything to eat since I stole a bear claw from your kitchen this morning." "You didn't steal it. All…

— Ilona Andrews

“All of a sudden there was a scampering sound. A small furry hand grabbed my food. The hand had fingernails just like mine, and…

— Jane Wilson-Howarth

“What wouldn’t my people give for a few bites of the biryani she ordered me to throw away yesterday because she said it smelt?”

— Renita D'Silva

“That was a pygmy marmoset by the way. Just in case you were wondering." I wheezed. "Thank you oh Walking Monkey Dictionary.”

— Colleen Houck

“I chop the broccoli into pieces with ZigZag Knife, sometimes I swallow some when Ma's not looking and she says, "Oh, no, where's that…

— Emma Donoghue

“Oh hang kitty; what has she to do with it? Come, be quick. Be quick. Where is your sash?”

— Jane Austen

“I yelled at my cat to knock it off, and sure enough, he did. And it broke.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The other package has pieces of dried stag stick. The pups like chewing on those." "What's a stag stick?" Meg asked, taking the packages.…

— Anne Bishop

“Thirty minutes into my drive home, he called. I’d almost grown to need it. “Hey,” he said. His voice. Help me. “Oh, hi,” I…

— Ree Drummond