Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I yelled at my cat to knock it off, and sure enough, he did. And it broke.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still… — Robert Dugoni Copy Share Image
“He opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere. I DON'T HOLD… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A counterfeit is a knock off. A cat’s tail swiping a knickknack placed perilously close to the edge of a shelf is also a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I sort of…accidentally…tore it to pieces. And threw it in the fire. Well, he was mine after all.” — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
“It was probably my mother's screaming that frightened the cat. It's just a guess. No one knows for sure why a cat fell from… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“Apparently something nasty happened to him in the woodshed when he was a child and subsequently he’s always been emotionally fragile.’ Cat stood up… — Lesley Truffle Copy Share Image
“How are you doing this?" I continued, frowning at him. "And if you say 'I am a cat.' I swear I will throw you… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“It made him think of what a cat would bring, some dead mouse it had played with for too long and now had dropped… — Lisa Lowell Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
