Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Quickies...the best excuse for premature ejaculation ever.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Premature ejaculation Twitter Witty
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before." — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem! — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I've just found out that I have very fast sperm. It can go from girlfriend's mouth to a tissue in 1.3 seconds — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I’ve ever seen one.” — Rosanna Leo Copy Share Image
“Get naked.” “I’m really sleepy.” “Me too. I promise it will be really quick.” “What’s really quick?” “Three minutes eating pussy. Three minutes fucking—… — Lolah Lace Copy Share Image
When I'm not having sex I like jacking off, it really cums-in-handy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
