Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm

— Amit Verma

Am a fast runner..I have been fast since I was a damn sperm..that's why am the first boy

— Koblet

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

— Charles Bukowski

Quickies...the best excuse for premature ejaculation ever.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some ideas suffer from premature ejaculation.

— Nikhil Saluja

“A man who knows that his semen is his most precious possession will not waste it. Do not be allured by the female body…

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a…

— John Kennedy Toole

Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Anne Marie's beauty and style belie a down-and-dirty education in the particulars of practical AI (artificial insemination). She has miked a boar of his…

— Mary Roach

“My orgasms might last a minute or two, depending. Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in no time.…

— Ellie Saxx

No test tube can breed love and affection. No frozen packet of semen ever read a story to a sleepy child.

— Shirley Williams