Cute guy Quote by Silver Lining Download Open image “Having to fart while sitting on a cute guys lap...” — Silver Lining ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cute guy
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart..... — Lol Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when someone farts in the elevator and looks at you to see if you notice :P — Me Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone bends down to pick something up and farts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust. — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Teacher: What would you do in the situation there was ever to be a zombie apocalypse? TYPICAL STUDENT: Well I'd grab all my food… — Silver Lining Copy Share Image
I await the day I will have a man to hold in my arms but for right now women and stuffed animals shall suffice — Silver Lining Copy Share Image
“Hey, ya'll,can we go?" Leah asked. "The cute guys are gonna be taken by the time we get there." "No,they won't be," Sam said,"Because… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis? — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Cute Guy Can Open Up My Eyes, A Smart Guy Can Open Up My Mind, But Only A Sweet Guy Can Open My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cute guys make you crazy, hot guys make you drool, cool guys make you daydream, but funny guys make you fall in love without… — Ana Copy Share Image
“I'm Manny!” Manny shot back, folding his arms. “That's what I am. I'm Manny! I don't know why I can't compliment a cute guy… — Amy Harmon Copy Share Image
“Jason nodded. “I’d be willing to give it a shot, although ideally, I would love to be out walking my dog and run into… — Jay Bell Copy Share Image
“So who told you that you had a chip on your shoulder?" "Never mind." I shoved a piece of lasagna int my mouth so… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Cute guys make you crazy, hot guys make you drool, cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love without… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
