HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
LOVE, What makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Woman say:COME HERE. Woman means:My puppy does this, too. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The dawn of romance and the commencement of history; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Crotch Copy Share Image
Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
I will always ignore a woman's feelings unless, those feelings involve me feeling her titties. — Nikhil Saluja Feeling Titties Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind being in an abusive relationship with you babes only if you would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Abusive Copy Share Image
The cobra will bite you whether you call it cobra or Sir. Cobra. — Nikhil Saluja Cobra Copy Share Image
If you haven't checked the time in your watch for like 4 or 5 hours, you're probably having a good time. — Nikhil Saluja Good time Copy Share Image
Took a compatibility test and the results said I get along best with beer. — Nikhil Saluja Beer Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least… — Nikhil Saluja Penis Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what… — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
I follow back everybody for a trial period of 2 weeks. If all your tweets are crappy during that period. I probably… — Nikhil Saluja Follow Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just came late to a meeting and this girl said 'better late than never' so I cut of her legs &… — Nikhil Saluja Better Late Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete — Nikhil Saluja Childbirth Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Babies would come from vending machines — Nikhil Saluja Computers Copy Share Image
It's really so hard to talk with girls after you masturbate. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach. — Nikhil Saluja Cockroach Copy Share Image
Nowadays we smile more at our cellphones and less at others. — Nikhil Saluja Cellphones Copy Share Image
