The most annoying thing just happened. Some girl just smiled at me when I was peeing on road for no reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It sucks to not get invited to things until you're actually invited to things. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. — Nikhil Saluja Economics Copy Share Image
I have much more confidence than overweight girls in leggings. — Nikhil Saluja Confidence Copy Share Image
Trust is like a STICKER. Once it is removed, it may stick again, But NOT as strong as it holds when first… — Nikhil Saluja Broken trust Copy Share Image
Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
We can't kiss our elbow is enough to make us realize that some things in life are very close to us,but still… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one, you fucking asshole! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. For example, a dime can still be used as a screwdriver. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Blow job Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't… — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
