Your manhood is not a license. Her curves are not an excuse. Challenge the stereotype. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Experiment: testing the '9 lives' theory. First attempt: cat not moving after throwing it from the roof. Conclusion: theory is false — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Twitter, Why do you have only 140 characters? Sincerely Facebook — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in this world: 1)Those who don't believe in horoscopes 2)Morons — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Humility would be much more popular if we could just find a way to flaunt it. — Nikhil Saluja Humility Copy Share Image
Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It kills me a little inside to see you online and you are not talking to me. — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
Patience is a hard thing to learn but when you master it; a whole new and wonderful world is opened to you. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, TRUE, marrying a girl, even though she hasn't a steady job — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same. — Nikhil Saluja Courage Copy Share Image
I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry… — Nikhil Saluja Angry birds Copy Share Image
