Alcohol Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I don't like to eat octopus. They're so smart.

— Patti Harrison

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once

— Im Nothing

I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once

— Dan

I always say, if I would be an animal, I would be an octopus.

— Thomas Partey

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot…

— Mira Grant

Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because…

— Darren Criss

Every science is a mutilated octopus. If its tentacles were not clipped to stumps, it would feel its way into disturbing contacts.

— Charles Fort

Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.

— Dana Gould

That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus.

— Anonymous

“an octopus may have half a billion nerve cells distributed between its brain and its “arms” (a mouse, by comparison, has only 75 to…

— Oliver Sacks

There are many fish in the sea, but too bad I'm an octopus.

— Anonymous

There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

— Mike Rowe