Artist Quote by Charles Fort

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot…

— Mira Grant

There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

— Mike Rowe

Octopuses have hundreds of suckers, each one equipped with its own ganglion with thousands of neurons. These 'mini-brains' are interconnected, making for a widely…

— Frans de Waal

“The bliss of stroking an octopus’s head is difficult to convey to most people, even to animal lovers.”

— Sy Montgomery

I don't like to eat octopus. They're so smart.

— Patti Harrison

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

— Norton Juster

Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.

— Dana Gould

No one ever explained the octopuses.

— Gail Carriger

“A giant octopus living way down deep at the bottom of the ocean. It has this tremendously powerful life force, a bunch of long,…

— Haruki Murakami

If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was bitten by an octopus.

— Ted Cruz

“Octopuses are tough--and not just in the sense that they can take out sharks (both real and computer generated, as in Mega Shark versus…

— Katherine Harmon Courage