You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head. — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
I always thought 'Stump' was kind of like, you dropped something on your foot. It's not the most exotic rock-star name. — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps. — John Arlott Copy Share Image
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute… — Norman Douglas Copy Share Image
I'm a native West Virginian and I've been called everything from a hillbilly to a stump jumper. I'm always proud of it;… — John Raese Copy Share Image
Mud and water and the stumps of trees. In every direction that was all there was. Bodies fell, but the trees died… — Josh Ritter Copy Share Image
Criminals are dumb as stumps. If they were smart they could go be investment bankers. Or judges. — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
He pushed away from her and raised his arm, forcing his stump into her face. "A Hand without a hand? A bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to… — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image
It has been quite a weight, hasn't it?" Tam asked. "What weight?" Rand replied. "That lost hand you've been carrying." Rand looked… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I would rather have a candidate that's cohesive in bringing people together from different ethnic backgrounds but around the same policy than… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
It is on account of the ego that one is not able to see God. In front of the door of God's… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
Where once stood the steadfast pines, great, beautiful, sweet, my hand touched raw, moist stumps. All about lay broken branches, like the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
You might pitch a ball on the off stump and think you have bowled a good ball and he walks across and… — Brett Lee Copy Share Image
My God, what a clumsy olla putrida James Joyce is! Nothing but old fags and cabbage stumps of quotations from the Bible… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
The effort to make financial or political profit out of the destruction of character can only result in public calamity. Gross and… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Dad took moving pictures of us children washing dishes, so that he could figure out how we could reduce our motions and… — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr Copy Share Image
It is wonderful how soon a piano gets into a log-hut on the frontier. You would think they found it under a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
There are no words and there is no singing, but the music has a voice. It is an old voice and a… — James Frey Copy Share Image
In almost every musical ever written, there's a place that's usually about the third song of the evening - sometimes it's the… — Howard Ashman Copy Share Image
There are times in a person's life when he or she must make a choice to believe. I choose to believe the… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
The mode of clearing and planting is to fell the trees, and burn once what will burn, then cut them up into… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“It did not seem odd to Max that what he had imagined about Stumps was really true, because this was exactly how… — Pauline Clarke Copy Share Image
Don't let despair mutate your flesh Look at my twisted stumps of thought See the fingers, listen to the voice I am… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I'd like to find whoever taught the Stump that extra work builds character and push him down the stairs," Neal told Kel… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I am the batsman and the bat, / I am the bowler and the ball, / The umpire, the pavilion cat, /… — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to stump anybody... it's the beauty of the language that I'm interested in. — Buddy Holly Copy Share Image
The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps. — Norman Tebbit Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
[I'll teach you] how not to leave the windows of your heart open when it looks like rain and how everyone has… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
I'd like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I tell you that's what he's been doing… — Greg Chappell Copy Share Image
![“Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest,” quote by Charlie Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0a5/charlie-daniels-13220_abusers_just-take-them-rascals-rapists-killers-c_285867.jpg)
![“[I'll teach you] how not to leave the windows of your heart open when it looks like rain and how everyone has a stump where something necessary was amputated.” quote by Steve Toltz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ce3/steve-toltz-3783_heart_i-ll-teach-you-how-not-to-leave-the-wind_361549.jpg)
