Dentist Quote by John Arlott

It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too.

— Larry Goetz

I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to…

— Katharine Whitehorn

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

— Jerry Coleman

No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be a catcher,…

— Ron Luciano

Umpires are necessary evils. That's just the nature of the beast. For years, people have looked on umpiring as a job they could get…

— Doug Harvey

Those who are esteemed umpires of taste, are often persons who have acquired some knowledge of admired pictures or sculptures, andhave an inclination for…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing.

— Ron Luciano

The one thing that all umpires have is pride, and if you don't have pride, you lose that edge.

— Doug Harvey

Umpires are necessary evils.

— Doug Harvey

The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of…

— Neville Cardus

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

— Leo Durocher

A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice

— Ban Johnson