Baseball Quote by Ron Luciano

A good umpire, like a good FBI agent, is never noticed if he is doing his job.

— Thomas Boswell

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

— Larry Goetz

The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of…

— Neville Cardus

I say to you, you want a thrill, volunteer to be an umpire. I'd like you to go just work the bases some day.…

— Doug Harvey

Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.

— Ron Luciano

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire.

— Ron Luciano

No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be a catcher,…

— Ron Luciano

In sport, part of the game is accepting the umpire's call, no matter how hard that might be. Sometimes the calls go your way,…

— Dot Richardson

It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too.

— Larry Goetz

It is the duty of the Umpire to determine all questions submitted to him according to these laws, when they apply, and according to…

— Howard Staunton

We are to remember what an umpire Nature is; what a greatness, composure of depth and tolerance there is in her. You take wheat…

— Thomas Carlyle

Sometimes you've just got to let an umpire know that you're not satisfied with his decision. That they've missed the play in your opinion.…

— Tommy Lasorda