I say to you, you want a thrill, volunteer to be an umpire. I'd like you to go just work the bases… — Doug Harvey Copy Share Image
The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is… — Neville Cardus Copy Share Image
In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when… — Larry Goetz Copy Share Image
A good umpire, like a good FBI agent, is never noticed if he is doing his job. — Thomas Boswell Copy Share Image
