Quote by Dan Download Open image “I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once” — Dan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I wish I was Dumbo the Octopus. Adapted to freezing deep-ocean temperatures, I’d flop around down there at peace. The big concerns of my… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because… — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“if some octopus moved in next door, I would feel hostile superiority because I have a spine and it didn’t, but that animosity might… — Robert M. Sapolsky Copy Share Image
Thousands and thousands of unpopular people die each years but no one had posted that the years are been so bad,so now that this… — Dan Copy Share Image
Not sure if I don't have any friends cause I don't get out or I don't get out cause I don't have friends — Dan Copy Share Image
Someday when the pages of life end, I know you be one of its most beautiful chapters. — Dan Copy Share Image
