If Men Got Pregnant: There would be a cure for stretch marks. — Nikhil Saluja Stretch Copy Share Image
My parachute isn't opening!! said Tom, jumping to a conclusion. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Technology: Pee on the iPhone 5, it turns pink if you're pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Assholes Copy Share Image
Maturity is the capacity to face unpleasantness and frustration, discomfort and defeat, without complaint or collapse. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can outlast the Energizer bunny. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt. — Nikhil Saluja Cunt Copy Share Image
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein. — Nikhil Saluja Blood Copy Share Image
Got rejected for a job as a car salesman. Apparently A professional in fake laughing and bullshit wasn't what they were looking… — Nikhil Saluja Car salesman Copy Share Image
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a… — Nikhil Saluja Cats Copy Share Image
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing… — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Ladies, If your man is telling, you are so cute & funny, Tell him you are on periods & see the PMS… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies, it's very important to finish cleaning up before kick-off. It's very distracting to hear dishes clattering during the game. — Nikhil Saluja Dishes Clattering Copy Share Image
I'm only interested in you if you're not interested in me - men — Nikhil Saluja Interested Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST NEED SOME SPACE Woman means:without you in it. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
