If you are willing to spend 40 hours a week in the friend zone, you are entitled to some benefits. — Nikhil Saluja Friend zone Copy Share Image
Rumors are a lot like buttcheeks because once you spread them, someone's ass is about to get hurt. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not cute when people use :))))). It looks like they have rolls of fat underneath their chin. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gossip is talking about someone who's not present at that moment. — Nikhil Saluja Conversation Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For all the young girls getting tattoos, Remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I have an idea for a bar where all the beer is free....but you have to pay ten dollars every time you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm shocked at the number of people telling me to get a life. I mean, who told them that I don't have… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee mug Copy Share Image
Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Parents shouldn't tell their kids to dream big if they're stupid. Don't give them false hope. — Nikhil Saluja Dream big Copy Share Image
Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Ladies, want guys to start paying more attention to you? Then start flashing your tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
