If I don't respond to your text or call and I tweet, so fucking what. It's my phone. You don't control me. — Nikhil Saluja Text Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. — Nikhil Saluja Fashion Copy Share Image
The best thing to do after a good night's sleep is to take a nap. — Nikhil Saluja Good night Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
True friends tell you not to jump off a bridge, Best friends will look at you and yell DO A BACK FLIP… — Nikhil Saluja Best friend Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse. — Nikhil Saluja Whorehouse Copy Share Image
I'm starting to think there are no restaurants that serve a dish called 'revenge.' — Nikhil Saluja Revenge Copy Share Image
I hate it when I grill a human rib and realize I'm out of mushroom sauce. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
If your out and your girl asks Where are you? randomly, don't lie. Chances are she knows where you are and wants… — Nikhil Saluja Asks Copy Share Image
KISS: An upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION — Nikhil Saluja Invasion Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was… — Nikhil Saluja Blow job Copy Share Image
Girls need to understand that it's okay to be single. You don't need a guy to make you happy. You'll find that… — Nikhil Saluja Single Copy Share Image
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge… — Nikhil Saluja Child Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' — Nikhil Saluja Electron Copy Share Image
RESPONSE is one of the powerful tool to occupy a place in someones HEART, Always give the Best Response to the person… — Nikhil Saluja Response Copy Share Image
My goal is to successfully not accomplish anything today. — Nikhil Saluja Accomplish Copy Share Image
A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
