If less than 100 people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook you should probably just kill yourself — Nikhil Saluja Birthday Copy Share Image
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Beer Copy Share Image
If I forgot your name, I'll wait for someone else to say it first. — Nikhil Saluja Forgot Copy Share Image
Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Boring Copy Share Image
While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. — Nikhil Saluja Dumber Copy Share Image
If you stare at someone long enough, you'll hear him saying WTF are you looking at? — Nikhil Saluja Looking Copy Share Image
When I asked if everything was okay, you were supposed to say yes. — Nikhil Saluja Asked Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Never argue with a woman when Shes Angry., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or when shes Tired¦or Relaxed¦or Happy¦.or JUST NEVER — Nikhil Saluja Angry Copy Share Image
I just met this BELIEBER and I wish it was legal to MURDER them. Don't get me wrong, I still MURDERED him.… — Nikhil Saluja Murder Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Black guys Copy Share Image
I like my sex like I like my tweets, Forced and meaningless. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
Whoever said there is a solution to every problem wasn't ugly. — Nikhil Saluja Problem Copy Share Image
I tend to say 'I don't know' when I don't feel like thinking. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
