Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've realized something today. No matter how hard you try to plan your life, life has a plan for you all on… — Nikhil Saluja Destiny Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Some people on here are disrespectful, rude and plain arrogant. DM me and we'll exchange numbers! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen. — Nikhil Saluja Prayer Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
All the money in the world wouldn't make me happy because all of my poor loser friends would be asking to borrow… — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete — Nikhil Saluja Natural childbirth Copy Share Image
Cross-eyed girls are hard to sneak around on, their always keeping a fucking eye on you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever. — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about losing your short term memory is.... 'Happy Birthday' Yes it's someone's Happy Birthday isn't o_O — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
